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SUBWAY SURFERS GAMEPLAY AT 3AM WHILE LISTENING TO THE LORE 🏃♂️🚇 NAHHHH THE DOPAMINE IS IMMACULATE. I LITERALLY CANNOT STOP WATCHING. MY BRAIN IS COOKED FR FR
SOAP CUTTING ASMR AT 3AM AND NOW MY BRAIN IS PERMANENTLY BROKEN 🧼✂️ THE CRUNCHY SOUNDS ARE SO SATISFYING I CANT STOP WATCHING. THE DOPAMINE IS IMMACULATE
MINECRAFT PARKOUR WITH SHADERS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING IVE EVER SEEN 🎮✨ THE BLOCKS ARE SO SATISFYING. I CANT STOP JUMPING. MY BRAIN IS PERMANENTLY IN PARKOUR MODE
GTA V IMPOSSIBLE STUNT RACE AND BRO ACTUALLY MADE IT 🏎️💨 NAHHHH THE PHYSICS IN THIS GAME ARE UNHINGED. HOW DID HE NOT EXPLODE. IM SCREAMING
KINETIC SAND CUTTING ASMR IS THE ONLY THING KEEPING ME SANE 🏖️✂️ THE COLORS ARE SO SATISFYING. THE SOUNDS ARE IMMACULATE. I HAVE WATCHED THIS 847 TIMES
TEMPLE RUN GAMEPLAY HITS DIFFERENT AT 3AM 🏃♂️🏛️ THE NOSTALGIA IS UNHINGED. I USED TO PLAY THIS ON MY IPOD TOUCH. THE MONKEYS ARE STILL CHASING ME IN MY DREAMS
SKIBIDI TOILET SEASON 73 JUST DROPPED AND THE LORE IS DEEPER THAN GAME OF THRONES 🚽⚔️ CAMERAMAN VS SCIENTIST TOILET THE FINAL ARC. WHO IS WRITING THIS. OSCAR WORTHY CINEMA
CAKE DECORATING THAT IS SO SATISFYING IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL 🎂✨ HOW ARE THEIR HANDS SO STEADY. THE FROSTING IS IMMACULATE. I CANT LOOK AWAY. MY BRAIN IS COOKED
FAMILY GUY OUT OF CONTEXT MOMENTS THAT BROKE MY BRAIN PERMANENTLY 😂💀 PETER GRIFFIN DID NOT JUST DO THAT. HOW DID THIS AIR ON TELEVISION. THE WRITERS ARE UNHINGED
SIGMA MALE PHONK EDIT THAT GOES SO HARD IT SHOULD BE CLASSIFIED AS A WEAPON 🐺🔥 THE SLOW MO. THE BASS. THE GRINDSET. I JUST BECAME 47% MORE PRODUCTIVE WATCHING THIS
AMONG US ANIMATION BUT ITS ACTUALLY PEAK CINEMA 📮💀 THE IMPOSTER REVEAL HAD ME SCREAMING. SUS DOESNT EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE IT. THE BETRAYAL. THE DRAMA. AMOGUS
GLASS BLOWING IS LITERALLY MAGIC AND YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE 🔥🫧 THE WAY THE MOLTEN GLASS MOVES IS HYPNOTIC. I HAVE BEEN WATCHING FOR 6 HOURS. HELP
Cole Gottdank
Engineer turned GTM at Helicone, where we handle billions of LLM requests. Started coding at 14 building Minecraft plugins.
Currently building with Claude Code. Side projects: DebateAI, Daily Spud. Interested in AI agents, learning to cook the Kenji way, 3D printing, and getting better at basketball. Washed up Rocket League grand champ.
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